Did you know you could buy everything from Peruvian hallucinogen ayahuasca to mescaline-containing San Pedro cactus, all on Amazon? Since we know why a lot of you use Squareeater, we thought we’d introduce you to other fun available on the Internet!
We thought that before we tackled mind-bending hallucinogens, we’d start with the gateway “cheap high” – nitrous oxide (N2O) aka whip-its aka laughing gas. While drugs like LSD have only been around for decades, people have been recreationally doing this relatively harmless gas for over two centuries. Its effects aren’t 100% understood, but it is generally thought to cause the release of dopamine (which many stimulants like cocaine also do).
Nitrous oxide is commonly used in making whipped cream, so is readily available commercially in food grade quality. Do NOT use nitrous oxide for automotive uses as it has other chemicals included to discourage you from getting high as fuck off of it.
Depending on how crazy you and your friends are, it might be advantageous to buy a pack of 600 nitrous charges, although there are plenty of other alternatives. Once you get your charges, you need to be able to open them to release the gas into a balloon for consumption. You can go with a cheap “cracker” (which comes with a handy punch-ball balloon) or a more sleek fancy stainless steel 1/2 liter canister.
On the negative side, nitrous oxide is a greenhouse gas, so every lightheaded laughing attack kills the planet a little bit. Didn’t mean to harsh your mellow
We’ll be tackling more of these legal shenanigans in future blog posts, so it might be a good time for you to get our RSS feed.